piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

(Source: piplump)

when someone tries to make a sexual joke about riding

intermediare:

equestrianchicpoverty:

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I wrote a poem about this phenomenon:

you’re not a rider

i own spurs and a crop

only we can joke about that

50 shades of stop

50 shades of stop hahaha